1/25/2014
1/10/2014
"When Hell Froze Over Theory"
The following is reputed to be an actual question given on a University
of Arizona chemistry mid term exam, and an actual answer turned in by a
student.
The answer by one student was so “profound” that the
professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet,which is of course, why
we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well:
Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or
endothermic (absorbs heat)?
Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using
Boyle’s Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some
variant. One student, however, wrote the following:
“First,
we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know
the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are
leaving, which is unlikely. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul
gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how
many souls are entering Hell, let’s look at the different religions that exist
in the world today.
“Most
of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you
will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since
people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls
go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of
souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of
the volume in Hell because Boyle’s Law states that in order for the temperature
and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand
proportionately as souls are added.
“This
gives two possibilities:
“1. If
Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell,
then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks
loose.
“2. If
Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the
temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.
“So
which is it?
“If we
accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, “It
will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you,” and take into account the
fact that I slept with her last night, then number two must be true, and thus I
am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over. The corollary of
this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not
accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct-leaving only Heaven, thereby
proving the existence of a divine being. Which explans why, last night, Teresa
kept shouting, “Oh My God!”
1/04/2014
12/28/2013
Self Publishing With Confidence
Mystery writer Jill Paterson has published an excellent Self Publishing Pocket Guide to help those who want to self publish their books rather than use a traditional publisher. It is written in a concise step by step format to help anyone with the entire process including formatting the manuscript.
This guide includes information on all aspects including deciding on a cover and book blurb to decisions on price, ISBN, and choice of categories. It also includes helpful web site links plus marketing and author platform ideas to enable you to start your self publishing journey with confidence.
The guide can be found at the link below.
http://www.amazon.com/Self-Publishing-Pocket-Jill-Paterson-ebook/dp/B00H4IG8F2/ref=sr_1_6?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1388153976&sr=1-6&keywords=Jill+Paterson
http://www.amazon.com/Self-Publishing-Pocket-Jill-Paterson-ebook/dp/B00H4IG8F2/ref=sr_1_6?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1388153976&sr=1-6&keywords=Jill+Paterson
Jill Paterson was born in Yorkshire, UK, and grew up in Adelaide, South Australia before spending 11 years in Ontario, Canada. After returning to Australia, she settled in Canberra.
After doing an arts degree at the Australian National University, she worked at the Australian National University's School of Law before spending the next 10 years with the Business Council of Australia and the University of NSW, ADFA Campus, in the School of Electrical Engineering.
Jill is the author of three published novels besides the Self Publishing Guide. They are The Celtic Dagger, Murder At The Rocks and Once Upon A Lie. All are part of the Fitzjohn Mystery Series. They can be found on Amazon.
12/18/2013
Historic Fort Sam Houston
Fort
Sam Houston originated in 1845 when the Post at San Antonio was established in
the Alamo City.
After
the Civil War, the Army began to move out of the city onto land donated by the
City of San Antonio. In 1876, the construction of the Quadrangle began and the
Quartermaster Depot moved into it in 1877. The garrison moved into tents west
of the Quadrangle in 1879 and the Headquarters moved in 1881. The Post at San
Antonio continued to expand with the addition of the Infantry Post in the
1880s. It was designated as Fort Sam Houston in 1890 and expanded again in 1905
with the Cavalry and Light Artillery Post. These areas, plus the New Post of
the 1930s, constitute the largest collection of historic buildings in the
Department of Defense (800+) and form the Fort Sam Houston National Historic
Landmark.
Located
in the heart of San Antonio, the post is the birthplace of military aviation
and saw the development of the concept of airborne operations. The post evolved
into the “Home of Army Medicine” after World War II and into the “Home of
Military Medicine” with the establishment of the Medical Education and Training
Campus in 2010.
I love old post cards!
Geronimo 1829-1909
In 1905 Geronimo published his autobiography, and that same year he received a private audience with President Theodore Roosevelt, unsuccessfully pressing the American leader to let his people return to Arizona. He was never allowed to return to his homeland and in the end regretted surrendering, wishing he had fought to the death.
The Post Chapel
Edge of parade field
Fort Sam Theatre
Barracks
More Barracks
The row of historic Officer's homes is quite impressive.
The Grandkids also loved the war machines on display.
Another old post card.
Before 9/11, a city street ran through the center of the post. Within a day or two after the attack, the street was barricaded and remains so to this day.
Fort Sam Houston National Cemetery on Memorial Day
I lived within a half block of Fort Sam for seven years and occasionally late in the evening
I would hear the eerie sound of Taps being played on a bugle...slow, clear, and beautifully. I never knew why or who it was for but a wave of sadness always accompanied it.
Fort Sam Houston National Cemetery on Memorial Day
I lived within a half block of Fort Sam for seven years and occasionally late in the evening
I would hear the eerie sound of Taps being played on a bugle...slow, clear, and beautifully. I never knew why or who it was for but a wave of sadness always accompanied it.
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